This is traditional…
Just to get you thinking a little bit and to make sure everyone is awake…
A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is…to shake hands.
He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
The parishioner replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, (WHISPER) “I’m in the secret service.”
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip Hop
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP
And one final one…Therapist: What’s been happening lately?
Chocolate bunny: I don’t know Doc, I just feel so “hollow inside.” Badump, bump!
And, tradition also dictates that I should conclude with two quick ones…
Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?
For hare-ass-ment